taylorswift:

Welcome To New York
Written by Taylor Swift and Ryan Tedder
Produced by Ryan Tedder

Walking through a crowd
The village is aglow
Kaleidoscope of loud heartbeats
Under coats
Everybody here wanted something more
Searching for a sound we hadn’t heard before
And it said

Welcome to New…

eleanuhcalder:

[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

  • nOTP: *holding hands*
  • me: isn't friendship just beautiful
  • OTP: *accidentally bumps into each other*
  • me: ...ohhHHMYYYY DID YOU SEE THAT DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT ITS GETTING PHYSICAL HERE WHEW ITS CANON ITS OFFICIALLY CANON THEY ARE MARRIED AND POSSIBLY PREGNANT
  • Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
  • Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.
  • birdywillow:

    people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience

  • me: i do not have time to read 30 pages of this textbook that's ridiculous
  • me: *reads 100k fic*
  • pussyhands:

    what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics